tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

Coon-Tunes

A way to culturally define a type of popular music of US black origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, instrumental backing.

Ayy man witch the genre I don’t wanna listen to country anymore. Throw on some coon-tunes.

by Dark Bum September 6, 2021

Good booze tune

A song that makes you thirsty.

Listened to whiskey and rain by Michael Ray think I want a beer cuz it's a good booze tune.

by Leviathan_in_awe May 26, 2021

lie-tune

when you buy an itune based on the short 30 second snippet on itunes.. and discover it actually sucks.

You: i just got the new Alien Sex Fiend tune and it sounded good in the part they play on itunes -- Itunes left out the screechy woman part.

Him: total lie-tune

by ZapZhong January 15, 2010

Tune

A tall blond girl who smokes to much and looks stoned pretty much all the time. When there is homework, she suddenly dissapears and isn't heard of, until five days later when she comes back looking like she's keeping a dark secret. usually seen in a Adidas sweatshirt and a pair sneakers

Man1: hey, have you seen Amanda in the last couple of days, we were supposed to do a history assignment together?
Man2: i wouldn't count on it, she's a Tune

by 8BitZane December 8, 2016

to the tune of

about, close to

You owe back taxes to the tune of $900,000.

by Scott November 2, 2003

Naughty Tune

Normally, a naughty tune is an filthy, grim, ponging song (think something like Absolute by Mr Traumatik), but it can also be used as a joke for that reason. A very simple and/or clean song can be called a naughty tune because it’s the exact opposite

**Teddy Bear’s Picnic by Henry Hall plays**
“Naughty tune this…”

by Worn Forrest June 14, 2022