wadded up five

Represents a poor gesture, like giving someone a crumpled five-dollar bill for their hard work. Typically used to say that you wouldn't be that grateful for something.

If you mowed my lawn for me, I'd give you... a wadded up five? I'll probably just do it myself.

by obeliskian July 10, 2025

Bum Wad

A cigarette rolled from dried pine needles camping

We have no smokes but can roll some bum wads to get us by….

by Yaesh September 4, 2022

wad givs

its a kinda wats up......

john:hey man

tom:hey wad givs?

john:nutin much man!!

by nice_boy April 13, 2009

WAD

Wet ass dick

Ooo sick it baby lick it baby show me how u move that WAD

by SKSKS_SKSKSK September 17, 2020

peace to the wads

It means bye

“See you later alligator”
“Alright peace to the wads”

by Peepeepoopoohead123 January 26, 2024

toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

by r the p December 5, 2013

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025