nuke my asshole

plural of nuke my asshole

aww man, please nuke my asshole

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc August 25, 2021

Rear-Ended Nuke

an Extremely Painful, often spicy feeling Poop

oh god, that was so painful, i just a Total Rear-Ended Nuke there, ahh god it was so painful

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

Nuke France Plz

The begging of nuking France because those croissant eating cheese sniffers keep getting in me way and they say cwosan wrong they should say croissant like CARL WHEEZER those idots ill nuke them the chance I get. Also is your refrigirator running?

I wanna bombard those cheese sniffing croissant eating weasels.
Friend: You mean you wanna Nuke France Plz ???

by *sygh* March 10, 2021

North Korea’s Nuke

A few pieces of cardboard glued together with a radiation symbol drawn on with crayon.

Person 1: Are you afraid of North Korea’s Nuke?
Person 2: Afraid that it might give Kim Jong Un a paper cut? Not really.

by University of Markov May 18, 2018

I haz nukes?

I haz nukes?

I haz nukes?

by Feeshepherd May 4, 2021

C-nuke

A less offensive way of saying cunt. For when you need to take things a level up from the F-bomb, but there are Christians within earshot.

"Did you hear that shit? She totally dropped the c-nuke up in here! God I love that in a woman."

by bken May 12, 2008

Juke (Jager Nuke)

The Juke is a shot of jagermiester but instead of normal energy drink mix together Apple Sourz and Smirnoff Ice to make a toxic looking mixer then drop in your jager shot and bottoms up

This drink has a big kick as it is pure alcohol used to make, it has a ver fruity kind of refreshing taste and are very easy to pour and easy to drink all night

enjoy

Guy 1: What you drinking it looks toxic
Guy 2: Its a Juke (Jager Nuke) it will blow your mind

by Adam Macca Macklam June 9, 2011