worst person to ever be around. do yourself a favor and get the hell out! usually blonde. and fucking stupid. kys.
by lilholla<3 March 22, 2022

by Official Merriam-Webster Acc March 2, 2022

Kyle is the most popular person you’ve ever met. But he’s definitely not the kindest. Kyle is the kind of guy who plays sports in his free time. And plays around with his jack ass friends. Kyle always has special treatment from people. Team members, friends, teachers, etc. Kyle is a charmer. Kyle is loved but also hated. Kyle has been claimed to have “an infectious smile.” But really his neck is just bigger than his head. Kyle is friends with all the thots in the school and will lead you on to get what he wants.
Dylan: Yo, Kyle.
Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes
Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes
by Sndklenrm July 31, 2019

The version of Karen but male. Most schools have a Kyle that everyone in the school knows. Kyles have a tendency to be a jerk for no reason and are usually seen as one of the "cool kids". Kyles are also found to be loud and annoying.
by HobboFaec May 25, 2020

Kyle is a guy that is very funny, but is either gay or gay in denial and very punchable... but with love.
by urbandick113 October 11, 2022

Today is the day that you became a Kyle.
by Elder Brother August 21, 2020

An extremely angery straight kid who's parents seperated at a young age. generally seen wearing a flat bill or snap back, calvin klein underwear, and an oversized belt. Drinks nothing but monster and has never seen a razor in his life. Don't make fun of him or he'll have a tantrum. Opposite of eugene and hates chads.
by Aktually July 2, 2019
