boots to the sky

When you are taking down a female with her legs in the air and yell "Boots to the sky!"

Dude, i was taking down this chick last weekend and had her boots to the sky!

by IAMCHENBABY November 15, 2017

crusty boot

The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.

I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.

by JC4556 June 19, 2007

Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012

boot flugen

to duke in the butt, to bend someone/thing over and do them in the butt:buttsex

dude we got caught boot flugen last nite

by nick g April 26, 2005

Wobbly Boot

To be drunk.

Having the "wobbly boot" on means to be drunk. It is an Australian slang term.

By the time I got back to the pub, John already had his wobbly boot on.

by Captain1243567 February 28, 2011

Boot Fuck

1. A Derogatory term used to instill fear in the said future boot-fuck recipient. 2. To kick somone rediculasly hard with a foot or boot in the rectum, so as to penetrate it.

Kirby, If you don't shut up i will boot fuck you from over here. I mean it.

by Youcrazyshit October 19, 2005

killing boots

Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).

My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007