Emphysema Bend

The infamous "bend" to a cigarette; typically used by incoherent white trash and scourges.

The hick handed me a cigarette that was bent in 2 different places, it had the emphysema bend.

by brupp December 4, 2017

bending tree

When you bend over a paralyzed girl and cum in her ass.

Me and Diane did a bending tree last night in bed.

by The Real Zoe Smith February 27, 2017

Dick-Bending

A Mind blowing Explosion of awesomeness Colliding into Pure Epic DopeSauce!

Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012

"That guy's Afro is totally Dick-Bending, I wish I had like that!"

by The Ultimate Hatter October 26, 2012

bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole

I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018

no bend

Something which does not have a bend.

"No bend - like a drag racing track"

by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003

Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023

fuck bend

The contorsion of the body for certain sexual positions

I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.

by Rayven00 March 30, 2021