3 day weekend!

Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.

"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."

"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"

by gruvinci June 22, 2006

Bucket list weekend

A list of epic events you want to accomplish before Monday morning.

Hey Brandon, start making your list for the bucket list weekend!

by Clever Longboards July 28, 2009

Dr. Seuss Weekend

Sexually engaging multiple women over the course of a weekend.

"One bitch, two bitch; Dr. Seuss Weekend."

by Filthy Mammals March 08, 2014

3.5 day weekend

when you leave work after lunch the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

Bob: Have you seen Jim?
Alice: Oh, he took a 3.5 day weekend. You'll have to catch him on Tuesday.

by NathanZ May 25, 2007

Weekend Fever

A bad case of the "Mondays" when you don't feel like working and you still feel hungover with tiredness and lack of motivation.

After having three days off, I have a bad case of Weekend Fever as I can't dive into my work.

by LA Bee September 07, 2010

Raw Dog Weekend

Normally in the college arena, a Raw Dog Weekend occurs when one hooks up with a different rando on a Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights, each night raw dogging.

Did you hook up last night?
Hell yeah man, my RDW (Raw Dog Weekend) continued when I raw dogged that bitch.

by David Davidson December 02, 2007

Irish Weekend

When people from Philly and the surrounding areas come to North Wildwood to drink too much, have sex in ridiculous places (Like a port-a-john) and buy stupid shit they will never use and don't remember buying, also a good time to party naked. A weekend where performing Irish yoga is appropriate and never frowned upon. Also the unofficial end of the summer and a very swell time to meet some of Cape May County NJ Finest. Usually followed by one of the largest call out sick Mondays in the tri-state area...

Cindy:"Hey Jackie this is a nice shirt where did you get it"
Jackie: "Dumb-ass you bought it yesterday when you were drinking"

Toni: "Why are you naked"
Brendan: "Why am I naked?"

Toni: "Typical friday night of Irish Weekend for you"

by 106 Crew February 17, 2011