Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024
Get the LeBron Jamesmug. Lebron Shanquiqui is your ordinary black male from Detroit and currently lives in Ohio. He also sticks corn husks up his butt hole and likes to flash elderly people his rectum at the care home. He once shoved a full microwave in his rectum and had to get it surgically removed, he has 12 toenails and his butt hair goes down to his toes and he now has the nickname the horse man because of his long tail, he often braids it and brushes it. He sucks at Fortnite and only has 2 solo wins and shits on toilet seats at taco bell and leaves it. He throws poop at monkeys and he currently has a his dick stuck in a peanut butter jar full of dry cement and cant get it out. He drives a dingus mobile and works at McDonalds, he loves playing roblox with his grandma and his grandma is on life support and is a CoD professional. Lebron also has been to jail 12 times for home invasions. He loves playing human centipede with his family and eats dry rice.
Lebron Shanquiqui is my best friend.
by MirmulnirLMH August 12, 2023
Get the Lebron Shanquiquimug. by Lebronlover23 May 23, 2022
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Get the Lebron Jamesmug. LeBron Raymone James Sr.
The best, the greatest, the GOAT on the earth.
Drafted by the Cleveland Cavs in 2003, carrying the young Cavaliers side to the finals in 2007 but sadly losing, going to the Heat in Miami in 2009, winning 2 rings in a row in 2012 and 2013 becoming MVP and Finals MVP in both years, coming back for a 4-year term in Cleveland in 2014, winning his most well known ring in 2016 after defeating the warriors, and lastly he goes to the lakers and wins his most current ring in 2020 which was controversial because every game was in the same arena because of the pandemic, everyone calls it "a bubble ring" but that's just wrong. Now we are in 2025 where he has played with his own seed on the court, who is also called Bronny or LeBron Jr. who used to be a streamer before becoming a 2nd round draft pick.
41,498 points across 21 seasons from 03/04 to 24/25 so far (1st February 2025, will increase in the future).
4 championship rings in 2012, 2013, 2016 and 2020, Finals MVP in the same years, NBA MVP in 2009, 2012, 2012 and 2013, going to the finals 8 years in a row from 2010 to 2018, going to the finals a total of 10 times in 2007, 2010-2018 and 2020. 3 Olympic gold medals in 2008, 2012 and 2024 and an Olympic bronze medal in 2004.
He has even starred in at least 14 movies.
6'9 or 206 cm, 250 lbs or 113 kg, 84,3'' or 214 cm wingspan, 44" or 111.76 cm vertical.
Once again the best, the greatest, the GOAT on the earth.
LeBron Raymone James Sr.
The best, the greatest, the GOAT on the earth.
Drafted by the Cleveland Cavs in 2003, carrying the young Cavaliers side to the finals in 2007 but sadly losing, going to the Heat in Miami in 2009, winning 2 rings in a row in 2012 and 2013 becoming MVP and Finals MVP in both years, coming back for a 4-year term in Cleveland in 2014, winning his most well known ring in 2016 after defeating the warriors, and lastly he goes to the lakers and wins his most current ring in 2020 which was controversial because every game was in the same arena because of the pandemic, everyone calls it "a bubble ring" but that's just wrong. Now we are in 2025 where he has played with his own seed on the court, who is also called Bronny or LeBron Jr. who used to be a streamer before becoming a 2nd round draft pick.
41,498 points across 21 seasons from 03/04 to 24/25 so far (1st February 2025, will increase in the future).
4 championship rings in 2012, 2013, 2016 and 2020, Finals MVP in the same years, NBA MVP in 2009, 2012, 2012 and 2013, going to the finals 8 years in a row from 2010 to 2018, going to the finals a total of 10 times in 2007, 2010-2018 and 2020. 3 Olympic gold medals in 2008, 2012 and 2024 and an Olympic bronze medal in 2004.
He has even starred in at least 14 movies.
6'9 or 206 cm, 250 lbs or 113 kg, 84,3'' or 214 cm wingspan, 44" or 111.76 cm vertical.
Once again the best, the greatest, the GOAT on the earth.
LeBron Raymone James Sr.
by YEEƵYLOVER530 February 1, 2025
Get the LeBronmug. The act of assertively one-upping someone, flexing, or dominating a conversation by showcasing your superiority to the point where it over shadows others.
by Mattaren71 July 13, 2025
Get the Lebroningmug. If someone says 'lebron james' in their sentence, lebron sounds like le bruh, so adding James gives it some extra ✨pazzazz✨. So, by saying lebron james so are basically saying bruh but in a modern ~vibe~.
by BruhBro6969 August 8, 2023
Get the lebron jamesmug.