by BigDSco September 08, 2017
by Removed Sandwich Crust June 02, 2021
Bodily bruises, scars, and pain - the exact origin of which is unknown - most likely caused by strength training.
Person 1: Wtf are these ankle bruises from; am I being shackled without my knowledge??
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?
by satanic_t0ast August 14, 2021
yo I was fooling around with Tammy last night she had some major clit lift going on
I was at _______ last night with Beka and Shelly, this guy was dancing with me he was so hot I got clit lift with only one drink.
I was at _______ last night with Beka and Shelly, this guy was dancing with me he was so hot I got clit lift with only one drink.
by Dr Fugg August 03, 2010
A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!
by iftheshoefitsIsxcsxcsxcsxcascx May 11, 2018
Lift the fat up Bert and I can guarantee that you will find her last boyfriend living off the sweat line
See that lass at the bar ? Aye ! Well I bet you a tenner that if you Lift The Fat up you will find her last boyfriends living off the sweat lines .
by Wee mikey May 08, 2022
by LibbyLady September 27, 2022