When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.
Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."
by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025
Get the Hippo Campusmug. by deol_9 August 16, 2011
Get the dont be a hippomug. by Tbeam May 24, 2025
Get the Hippo Sackingmug. The fucking black air force ruler of the world
These fuckers can't swim and instead run on the lakes floor because why the fuck not
These fuckers can't swim and instead run on the lakes floor because why the fuck not
is that a fat horse
no IT's a fuck 4.000 pound tank animal that is bullet proof because evolution said lets make a animal that is the meaning behind FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
hippo
no IT's a fuck 4.000 pound tank animal that is bullet proof because evolution said lets make a animal that is the meaning behind FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
hippo
by jycityo February 28, 2023
Get the Hippomug. Hippo
Someone who's part of the fat acceptance movement.
Sounds like Hippy (but for modern counterculture).
Refers to their wide hips, and also the animals.
Someone who's part of the fat acceptance movement.
Sounds like Hippy (but for modern counterculture).
Refers to their wide hips, and also the animals.
by Anonymousmobster April 9, 2021
Get the Hippomug. by SickNurse August 26, 2009
Get the Long Range Hippomug. by Averagebanshee21 January 28, 2023
Get the Hippo shameingmug.