Brown Crown

When you poop on someone’s head during sex

Bro I totally hooked up with my boss’ mom last night, I even gave her a brown crown and she loved it

by This is not my real name June 16, 2022

triple crown

having at least one friend request, an inbox message, and a notification on facebook all at one time

My facebook was lighting up today! When I signed on I had the triple crown waiting for me.

by TFA41 April 20, 2011

Crown of thought

Phrase used before and after a slightly threatening phrase. It is used to alert the listener that the speaker is an abusive, chain-smoking, American woman who feels like they can buy a younger husband and keep him isolated and locked away doing housework. You can also identify these woman by sight: they often put their dentures in the dishwasher until the gums are bleached white and look like lumps of white plastic, they use heavy insta filters to try change their appearance in a weak attempt to hide their internal ugliness, and their appearance reminds some people of sentient ball sacks.

Crown of thought. Me ‘n Mykol jus’ need yer eggs darlin. I kin tote ‘em. Crown of thought.

by SandhillCrane September 2, 2024

Kings crown

When Charlie King is doing his special deep throat

Guy 1) did you have a good night bro?
Guy2) Charlie gave me some of that famous kings crown

by Littlemadleyboy May 17, 2020

Crowning

Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”

Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”

by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 7, 2023

gold qwerty crown

what you get when you make 50 qwerty deffinitions

person 1 i got the gold qwerty crown
person 2 step 3 of 4 to being a loser
person 1 starts going for platinum

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

Triple Crown

When any person has all three types of ménage à trois. 2 women 1 man. 2 men 1 women. Three people of the same gender.

That wild kinky human has the triple crown award.

by DaddyG87 July 5, 2020