British teen

A fuckin drug dealer

British teen: Sniff sniff there goes my GCSE’s

by Shiteonastick January 11, 2020

british chainsaw

the british chainsaw is where you eat a girl out so good she squirts blood becuase your teeth are fucked up. becuase your british.

girl, im gonna british chainsaw you.

by meezu June 3, 2021

British Bager

Bager is Danish word for baker and is also a Slovenian word for excavator.
The British part can be used as an insult since British people are NOT funny and NOT cool for example a British Bager is a NOT cool baker or a NOT cool excavator

John: "Hey did you here about that guy called British Bager?"
Tim: "Yeah, I heard he's a wanker"
*British Bager walks in the room*
John and Tim: "FUCK OFF BAGER!"

by Not leonbastard August 30, 2022

british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent

Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.

by absolute door handle July 29, 2020

British Pound

The British Pound is a maneuver at the end of sex when the male nuts and then proceeds to throw tea bags on the woman. Then he pisses on the tea bags. And there you have a British pound.

Charly was not happy when I gave her a British pound.

by Leg3ndAssass1n October 17, 2020

British Tickler

The act of someone with long nose rubbing your butthole while sucking on your bits.

You see that girl at the bar with that huge nose? I bet she gives a killer British Tickler.

by Toonsurfer July 30, 2021

British Pashing

An uncontrollable urge to 'get in that ass'. A common pass-time for the people of Osterley.

I was on a date at the Osterley Pub and could resist British Pashing her.

The bedroom got boring so the went down the British Pash path. A VERY memorable night!

by OsterleyGirl November 27, 2014