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Cunt Wrap Supreme

A complete and utter prick that sits at home and picks his butt
"Shane is a cunt wrap supreme" Chris said to Josh, "I agree" Replied Josh
by Josh Gooch November 14, 2007
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Asshole wrapped in bacon

The most horrible stench to ever touch ones nose.

A smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.
Example 1: Austin- hehehehe
James- Holy Shit! what is that?!? That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon!
Austin- No that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.

Example 2: Austin- *Sprays body spray*
James- Dude. Stop. That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon.
by Ehemlin87 March 4, 2009
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California Turkey Wrap

A popular sandwich served at TooJays restaurant chain that consists of tabulah, mass amounts of turkey meat, lettuce on a spinach wrap with a little bit of cream cheese. What this has to do with California, I'll never know...
Eddie: "Hey, do you want a California Turkey wrap or a cheeseburger?"

Nick: "Do I LOOK like I'm from California? Get me a cheeseburger!"
by antandtheaardvark March 26, 2009
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wrap things up

to wrap things up
Yo Chris they're coming at us man, you'll have to wrap things up. We gotta go.
Hey miss where's the pizza i ordered 20 minutes ago, wrap things up i wanna eat.
by A.Cooper January 25, 2015
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Mississippi Mud Wrap

Is when after anal relations you take your manhood which should be poo covered and lay it across the female or male partner and have them roll over. Giving them a wrap of poo.
After sex many people from Council Bluffs love to perform the Mississippi Mud Wrap to there partner.
by thebman49 March 20, 2010
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vacuum wrapped sausage

To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.
Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.
by soggy banana December 10, 2011
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Wrap your crap

A relatively polite way of saying "Eat shit you dickhead!" Also deployable, when someone is not willing to take the poop their dog has made on a public territory.
Hey mister! Your pet has left something here for you.
What is it?
Mr. Poop, please, wrap your crap.
by Murdoc Kylburne April 16, 2020
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