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thats what she said 

a joke reffering to what a woman says while having/before sex
Wow, thats long!
thats what she said

IM WET!
thats what she said

Oh come on, put it in!
thats what she said
thats what she said by the lord, e December 3, 2020

thats what me said

A phrase used when someone says something which is accidentally related to a sexual act. It is similar to "thats what she said" or "thats what he said", but u can use from your own perspective.
Guy1: LET ME IN!!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!

Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!
thats what me said by JnB-Sober January 27, 2012

Thats what he said 

Similar to thats what she said, except it refers to what a male would have said during the act of having sex.
Person 1: It was short but its good cuz it was free.

Person 2: Thats what HE said

thats what im screamin ! 

"thats what im screamin" im stead of saying " thats what im saying" it is a more intense way to agree with someone without actually screaming,
dalan said that party was regalia as fuck, and matt waas like THATS WHAT IM SCREAMIN !

Thats not what she said 

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.
Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

thats what he said 

refers to what a homosexual would have said when getting banged; opposite of thats what she said
Guy 1: My ass hurts

Guy 2: Thats what he said!