A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
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Stripper Promise

A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.

A vow lacking conviction or follow through
Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"

Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
by Dre_N May 05, 2021
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Stripper call

The mating call of a stripper (also known as: bullshit) in which she gives a man excessive cliche compliments because she wants his money.
How could Uncle Bob think Cinnamon’s stripper call was sincere? Don’t lend him any more money Grandma.
by TheJestersBlog January 19, 2023
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strippers gland

Strippers gland- (N) The glistening "sweat" effect on a stripper, that is, for some reason, not gross like actual sweat.
Yo! That chick had a total strippers gland.
by Carrots April 15, 2017
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stripper thighs

A stripper with very thicc and very attractive thighs and will probably destroy your ass in a private room.
her pussy is so tight, i just really wanna pipe
Hey, i heard that stripper thighs are very thick
by stripper goddess April 04, 2021
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Stripper stickers

Also known as false eyelashes or Devil's Stickers by the older generation.
"Oh my god, is Kim wearing those Stripper Stickers again!?"
"She must be getting a lot of money."
by These errors cause Fever May 02, 2022
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stripper taint

"that dude is straight stripper taint"
by Rofl_copter1105 August 19, 2022
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