Represents a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.
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What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.
You: Did you burn down my house???
Simple Man: ?????
You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???
Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…
Simple Man: ?????
You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???
Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…
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by TheOneFromAbove January 31, 2024
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Last night, I was completely and utterly... simpled.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.
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