As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.

Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!

by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008

Shella

A Fella, with lady parts

Pat came over and helped me move today, what a Shella.

by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021

Puka Shell Cockring

Made of Hawaiian Puka Shells, the Puka Shell Cockring is the standard for Cockring for Hawaiians.

I'm going to ruin this chick with my Puka Shell Cockring.

by YesISM January 4, 2011

clam-shell

The female version of batwings

When the two vaginal lips are stuck to each leg and spread open like a clam shell

"dude check out that clam-shell on the chick over there."

"Ugh... Veronica, I can't where short skirts in this heat, I might get a clam-shell."

by ryanWILL January 4, 2012

shallcross

An incredible, cute, sexy person who is extremely talented the person often makes girls instantly wet by looking at them.

Boy1: woahhh dannys a bit of a shallcross
Girl1: i know hes so talented

by askingalexandria69 April 21, 2011

Shell Shocked

The act of Tea Bagging being performed by a female, especially in First Person Shooter Video Games.

Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.

Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.

Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked

by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010

shalla

We're not in a bad situation

When a person is afraid of something, just say "shalla" to communicate that the fear is ummotivate

by simonez June 1, 2006