tootin season

when everybody have sex
a certain period of time!

when a lot of people are gettin it in!

Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.

hahaha

by shortyonion May 1, 2008

Deet Season

A period of time where all idiotic, extreme, or outlandish ideas must become a reality. This time period normally lasts three to four days, starting on the second Friday of each month. This time period contains pretty much no sleep, lots of stunts, and borderline illegal pranks to entertain you and your friends. Tbh its just a time set aside to be really retarded.

I normally would not quit my job by shitting on my bosses desk and writing out "I quit" in human feces, but shit, its DEET SEASON BOYS.

by nlmayse July 16, 2018

Twerk season

Men secure a whine anywhere you can.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.

Guy: Yoo emma its twerk season!
Emma: Ooo okayy*starts twerking*

by Linglong221 June 4, 2020

sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.

I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.

by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018

Coyote season

When a female howls like a coyote during sex.

Found out it was coyote season last night while banging this chick

by Whitecountry October 29, 2019

season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.

"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."

by bigbadscot December 25, 2016

Aries Season

March 21st - April 19th

When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.

“Guys I full on slapped jEsSiCa today.”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
“yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”

by aries19 October 15, 2019