Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

Murda Rate

A young Argentinian killer from the streets of Newark known for his violent beat down at Jackson square and his infamous March 4th street brawl that he initiated and tore apart the rival gangs from Patterson.

“Yo, don’t look him in the eyes but Murda rate is walking towards us.

by Newarkslime March 6, 2023

Immortality Rate

The percentage/chance lf a person recovering from an illness/disease, the exact opposite of the mortality rate (death rate) but with a gamble for life.

Lower Immortality Rates means it is unlikely for a person of that illness to recover. i.e. high mortality rates.

Immortality rates are the exact opposite, lower meaning deadly, higher meaning safer.

by 1m1m0 January 3, 2023

EC rating

EC is a movie rating abbreviation that stands for extra cheese.
Modern movies that are created by talentless, pc, tolerant wimps with no sense of humor are the driving force behind these multimillion dollar pieces of shit. Toilet humor, tough chicks and indestructible cars that can drive off the grand canyon and continue driving are hallmarks of EC movies.

Dude: When will they stop making scary movie sequels?

Dudette: like for real, nothin but hits to the head and overpaid celebs...

Dude: Do the wayans know the only reason their movies are popular now is because they're black and the media is pushing miscegination?

Duddete: No, they're just brain washed automatons with limited comprehension abilities.

EC rating

by crimebob32 August 26, 2013

Car Metabolic Rate

The rate at which the car eats fuel.

The rate at which the car takes fuel is known as Car Metabolic Rate.

by TheRealGuest October 19, 2022

bounce rate

Percentage of people that leave your site because

a) Too many heavy images
b) Lame content
c) Boring ads

probably to never come back.

Man, there was so little content amongst those ads, that site had a mad bounce rate of 90%!

by john.fisherman February 8, 2018

lawn rating

An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10

*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.

by LimaBean2029 August 9, 2021