Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021

Pink Puma

A mature, promiscuous trans woman. Analogous to the Cougar but with more sub species;
I.e. a lavender leopard.

The Pink Puma is the most experienced hunter, having gained much strength in the fight to achieve her position is this harsh environment.
Here we see one R. R. Hrafn stalking her prey in the comments section.
UwU; I hope she catches me.

by TracyGR October 10, 2022

Paramour Puma

Paramour Puma: noun; a younger female lover, especially the illicit partner of a married person.

That girl ain’t nothing but a Paramour Puma!

The younger version of the “Cougars” are the Paramour Pumas! Those young women like the older men!

Added by: Brandon Matson

by Brandon Matson aka Bboutit November 16, 2023

Paramour Puma

A secret lover much younger than you

You have to watch out for not only cougars now a days but paramour pumas as well.

by Bboutit January 26, 2024

Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019