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by Yodeling ostrich June 01, 2019
Owen pomroy is an obsessive of people of the female origin he blatantly masturbates over A3 pictures of girls, he has the smallest dick in the world some say he doesnt have one, also when playing xbox his dad sneaks up on him with a baseball bat and beats him
by thatreally cool guy December 13, 2012
The act of telling a joke so unfunny that it will make everyone in the general vicinity go silent unanimously instantly upon hearing the joke.
Angel: “Oh no guys Owen’s walking up to us. He is probably gonna tell another Owen Joke.”
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*
by IgnoredShark April 30, 2022
by mr.nuggets October 07, 2019
That niBBa who skates, drinks at least 5 gallons of Arizona a day, and wear Vans and Adidas every fuckin day.
by Youryu0hfjaljfhjlkhaljksg July 23, 2017
Hes a bloody cunt that is incredibly annoying, especially if you sit besides him in maths, and he always either attempts to outsmart you or physically hurt you
Me: Owen What's up
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"
by Gabba is the goat April 27, 2022