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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
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i am not perfect

BITCH YOU ARE!!
You: I am not perfect..

Me: nah you are
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I'm not taking that

A phrase mentioned when somebody gets disrespected to the fucking ground by somebody else so much that the person saying the phrase mentions that if the person getting disrespected were them, they would beat the disrespectful person's ass.
"Mark just got his whole crib shot up. Me personally, I'm not taking that
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I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.
"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.
by Teslarossa August 29, 2023
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I'm Not Gay

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.
Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"
by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023
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I was not familiar with your game

Phrase use by Shaquille O’Neal to describe a current NBA player who he did not believe was as good. However the player proved him wrong. In a post-game interview Shaq told the player “I owe you an apology. I was not really familiar with your game”.

Since then it became viral as a meme and used in different contexts by someone who acknowledges a person or group that surprised them with a set of skills, abilities, or their character and opinions etc.
Actor ABC shows incredible skills when playing a certain character.

Person 1: I owe you an apology ABC, I was not familiar with your game.

Swifties show their incredible influence by supporting Taylor swift in her Eras Tour that has been completely sold out.
Person B: “I owe swifties an apology, I was not familiar with their game”
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i'm not your hoe

in other words “im not your booty call” or “you can’t just call me when you want to have sex
guy : hey girl wanna come over tonight, and have some fun?

girl : “ i'm not your hoe !”
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