Dog

A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.

<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dog

An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.

Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again!
Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog

by Thecocoster January 7, 2022

dog

a being of pure happiness that can remove anxiety with a simple lick.

"wow! my dog licked away my anxiety!"

by nnnnnnoooooooo September 12, 2020

Dog

A mutated animals with four legs that has gross body hair all over and face is deformed

Ew you look like a gross freaking dog that emerged from the sewers

by Human slug March 11, 2020

Dog

The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore

Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023

dog

god backwards

dog is god backwards

by creamy joes' pickled chicken March 8, 2019

dog

woof wof woof woof woof. woof woof woof. woof, woof woof woof.

Dog: Woof!

by HoodieKat January 27, 2019