Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.

Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

nonce

british slang word
n•on•s
meaning playful or energetic
Can describe someone who is playing or has been out for hours

"look at him being a nonce in the playground"
"I usually get very noncey at school"

by DogLover59 September 15, 2020

Nonce head

A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.

Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!

by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021

Nonce

Some who says sweeties rather then sweets

My name is nibbles and i say sweeties because i am a nonce

by White guy jamie September 10, 2020

nonce

Somebody who is known for sexually harassing or molesting children

Are you talking about Jacob? He’s a right nonce!

by anonymous September 1, 2025

Bot Nonce

A grown, often married, man who responds to Sex Bots on Social Media. Invariably, these men also post about family values, how society is going to the dogs and Christianity. They also tend to be quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst not realising that they are being groomed by a Bot Farm in Russia operated by 21 stone bald guy.

Sex bot "Are there any real men who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night"

by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025

Nonce

British slang for Yvo, a man who sleeps through the whole day, never answers his phone, stalks users on the popular app TikTok and generally nonces around the place. Big nonce

Oi I've been ringing you since 8pm!

Sorry I've been sleeping because of all the TikTok I've been watching

You fucking nonce

by Famalamalamalamalamadingdong May 26, 2020