A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch
by Cambar69 December 02, 2020
Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.
Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!
by Reills40777 October 04, 2019
by asjdflasbjdmasdfas March 12, 2022
If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.
If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.
This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.
This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.
The squad idiot.
The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?
You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.
You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.
by Ohio-Jack May 25, 2019
A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.
Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'
Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'
Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'
by m00nchat September 03, 2008