When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"
Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"
Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"
Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
by Parker Parker January 24, 2023
Majestic human being ever alive on this planet.
Possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.
Possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.
by Kermittheforfuneteller November 22, 2021
To find the Coefficient of Mong, one must first tire oneself out with a really fucking boring day.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.
by powerwasher69420 February 05, 2023
by asjdflasbjdmasdfas March 12, 2022
If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.
If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.
This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.
This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.
The squad idiot.
The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?
You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.
You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.
by Ohio-Jack May 25, 2019
A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)
by JungWalt August 25, 2022