Miami shopping cart

A Long Island ice tea with cocaine.

Gary lay off the Miami shopping carts you might get diarrhea.

by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022

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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

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<.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu MiAmI Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

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Miami Heat

The act of using a diesel flamethrower to ignite your partner whilst partaking in an anal orgy.

"Man I heard Danny hit that club with a Miami Heat last night!"

by lamberman6 September 20, 2021

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<.7.9.6.>Miami, miAmi, miamI<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

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The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.

Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.

by G2evera August 11, 2025

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