The reason women go down to Miami...The chronicles of what hangs in the trunks those beautiful bronze Cuban, Dominican, and Puerto Rican men in South Beach. Carried by guys like Tony Profane, Karlo Karrera, and Bruno Dickemz. The reason why BangBros is located in Miami. The original Vacation Dick.
by Msginaaa April 24, 2021
Get the Miami Dickmug. First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
by DingleHopper August 30, 2013
Get the Miami Fried Doughmug. NME beef with North Miami Westside (2ave) And niggas from the 9 and 7 and 119 niggas which they is sum burgers and this is why north Miami Eastside is better
by anonymous August 19, 2024
Get the North miami Eastsidemug. When espresso is poured over a marshmallow to mimic a Cuban Espresso.
Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth
Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth
That barista girl wouldn’t serve me a Miami Espresso cuz I ain’t had no shoes on, well, that and I gave her and her mom the clap last Tuesday
by Mt.Uranus April 11, 2025
Get the Miami Espressomug. A ultra-massive landfill in Florida; one of 26 massive trashdumps where the canadians mainly from alaska and chinese people throw their trash. Miami stinks 24-7 in mountians of trash that are >1 mile high into the sky. Miami houses tons and tons and tons of niggers.
fuck miami
by Knmagor September 22, 2022
Get the Miamimug. A place that ends relationships. You kno if yo chick cheating when she go there alone and dont be textin back and say she with ‘the girls’
dude: ay bro my chick in miami with the girls, but she aint textin
bro: dude she cheatin dump her now
bro: dude she cheatin dump her now
by parkergavenoahhead April 7, 2018
Get the Miamimug. Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....
Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
Get the Miamimug.