Describes a typical douche bag that resides in Miami. He sometimes wears a stringer and is overly tan and is just full of douche-baggery.
Can be used to insult the douche without coming off as directly calling him a douche.
Can be used to insult the douche without coming off as directly calling him a douche.
by VileCreation69 April 26, 2019
Get the Miami Freshmug. by Gkode November 1, 2021
Get the Females from miamimug. A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
Get the Miami Samuraimug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu MiAmI Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>mug. by senorfishy June 15, 2024
Get the miami zaq modemug. A Long Island ice tea with cocaine.
by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022
Get the Miami shopping cartmug. by lamberman6 September 20, 2021
Get the Miami Heatmug.