marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

by marijuana jesus December 09, 2016

marijuana heaven

Def 1: Snoop Dogg'd mansion.
Def 2: Being so high you think you're in heaven.

-Duuuuuuude... I think I'm in marijuana heaven.

-Stfu faggot, you're ruining my high!

by HornyTeenager63 April 08, 2016

The new marijuana

Children

Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well?

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022