Puttie knob

Flaccid penis.

When my mate is on drugs and he goes to a knocking shop but cant get it up.

by Savak Limbuwala September 18, 2003

fuck knob

a dumb person or someone you cant stand

bob is a fuck knob he talks too much

by wes elliott January 22, 2008

Knob Grobbler

Someone who grobbles your knob. aka Sucks dick... hard.

That slut is such a knob grobbler. "Grobble Grobble Grobble".

by Knobgrobblerdeluxe January 13, 2010

Knob Head

A mainly British word to describe someone as idiotic or a dick, usually referring to the top of a penis, a synonym would be a Bell End.

"Why're you such a knob head you little cunt, little fuckin' snake."

by JewishMongrel October 29, 2018

door knob

a little thing to open the door with

twist the door knob to open the door.

by joannaj January 29, 2008

knob chuffer

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.

Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!

by SarahJane March 3, 2004

Knob knockers

A simple game for men in which they place each hand at opposite sides of their navel area, and bat their penis back and forth in succession in order to get as many knocks as possible. In order for competitive play, one hand can be substituted for another persons hand.

Lets play knob knockers Will, for it's a grand game!

by clydeplayer May 17, 2011