Jazz and three

An expression used for a multitude of different feelings in differing situations. Most commonly used for a negative feeling, but is known to change.
Originally from 'Lazy and tired' on predictive mobile setting, if the words are not changed it will come out as 'Jazz and three'.

Person one: Are you ready for this?
Person two: No mate, sorry I'm all Jazz and three.

or

Person one: Hell no! I'm Jazz and threeing!

by Cubfuggerly February 23, 2007

jupiter jazz

A fantasy world where no problem exist. An ideal world that people dream of, but never having. The word where is isolated with all NON SEXUAL pleasures a man can handle, A place where you can go and never come back. Word is also used as a way to express happiness.

Invented by a Band Person who seeks enjoyment in jazz. Original Spot invented, CALIFORNIA

Man 1: Man life been giving me lots of drama.
Man 2: Take a trip to Jupiter Jazz

by ShadowBlind May 7, 2007

jazz biscuits

Cakes, usually brownies, that are made psychoactive with weed.

It was just after 6pm when the jazz biscuits began to take hold.

by Ergodic Hypercube February 2, 2018

jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

by twisted spinach June 24, 2010

jazz cock

A cock that is very unpredictable.

I fucked Jared last night, and he came in like ten seconds. But then we fucked again and it took him like three hours. He's got a jazz cock!

by Raremeatpete May 5, 2014

Jazz Club

Female Genitalia that is both dark and dingy.

"Wow, your vagina is like a fucking jazz club."

by Bob Fossil January 30, 2008

cat jazz

Music consisting of meowing to a nondescript, or made-up tune. Usually performed by someone who is very, very bored, or feeling silly.

May was bored last night, and when I got to the apartment, I caught her singing cat jazz.

by Verticitatem May 4, 2015