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Jalea is a smart and loving person. Jalea doesn't care what anybody has to say about her. She is smart,loving, EXTREMELY beautiful, nice and best of all a good friend!.
Girl 1 : who is that? she is pretty! maybe we can be friends
Girl 2 : oh her ? That's jalea she is really nice i will introduce you guys.
Jalea by wassupyooo! August 12, 2019
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I am a cool boy with a weird behaviour! But I like covid and sometimes I can be funny. I can sing and I am poor but really funny! So I want Oscar award but I fail to recieve it. Im a disabled kid again really funny.
Jaden by RandomdudeOG1smhandle September 9, 2020
Jaden is usually a dirty minded person that smokes weed while jerking off to pictures of dead chickens, however he is easy to get along with and can be a good friend
That jaden he is a different cookie
Jaden by Hu janus November 10, 2020

Jaden Adrastos Callaway 

Jaden Adrastos Callaway is a widely known musician, among his other talents, he is currently playing the Drums. He played for professional bands such as the rock band Clutch, and Rosella. He is a native of Cleveland, Ohio (South Cambridgeshire UK) as he likes to call it.

He speaks, English, French, Arabic, Latin, and Taushiro (Pinche/Pinchi)

He is tallish, long flowing blonde hair, an Eagle Scout, and of British descent.
Did you catch the Clutch show last night? Yeah Jaden Adrastos Callaway gave me his sticks and I fainted.

I met this guy named Jaden Adrastos Callaway on the subway, He gave me an orgasm with his eyes.
Sucks at minecraft and call of duty (especially modern warfare 2)
rez: that guy sucks lol

az: yea he’s a jaden
Jaden by ANALBUSTERS April 23, 2019
A cool guy that everyone likes. He is sexy sexier than sexy every girl wants him. He is a athlete. He is also a gangster ass guy that doesn't have a problem with telling you like it is. He is very charming. His smile will melt your heart. If you have a Jaden take good care of him because they don't come around often
Hey there's Jaden. I wanna be Jaden. I like Jaden.
Jaden by Jaden Jackson December 26, 2016
Original auther of theSTORY and theBEAR. Old school lame azz quaker who still goes around trying to find servers for quake 1 games in post 2000 America. His capacity for sickness is unparalleled.
Jaden wrote theSTORY, that is one sick mofo.
Jaden by stinky wizzleteeth May 19, 2004