The worst and most set up to fuck you up place on the face of the earth. Never can catch and break and always has the homeboys locked up. For bullshit. And are all dirty anyway. They got Buckethead.
by Sonny Shines (8babycakea1) April 27, 2022
Get the fresno county jailmug. When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.
by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021
Get the crypto jailmug. by camera! August 15, 2024
Get the jacket jail friesmug. A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.
June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!
Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)
Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.
June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)
Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.
June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.
Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?
June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!
Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)
Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.
June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)
Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.
June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.
Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?
June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
Get the June Jailmug. According to Webster's
Definition of jail delivery
1 : the clearing of a jail by bringing the prisoners to trial or by having the legality of their commitments reviewed
2 : the freeing especially by force of prisoners in a jail
Definition of jail delivery
1 : the clearing of a jail by bringing the prisoners to trial or by having the legality of their commitments reviewed
2 : the freeing especially by force of prisoners in a jail
by Estelita741 December 8, 2017
Get the jail deliverymug. When a person is released from jail after several years and behaves as if they are still the same age as they went in.
by waterdew1 September 1, 2016
Get the Jail-lagmug. example:
Lazzy: Hey jeff i just found this hot porn video!
jeff: what video?
lazzy: its about rape!
jeff: ... your going to horny jail
Lazzy: Hey jeff i just found this hot porn video!
jeff: what video?
lazzy: its about rape!
jeff: ... your going to horny jail
by Hellonight December 7, 2021
Get the Horny jailmug.