Aldine Jail Route Grim Reaper

Name for the grim reaper of aldine mailroute aka Rene (the white crow)

Watchout the Aldine Jail Route Grim Reaper is coming!!!

by Jailroute April 18, 2022

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finger jail

When you pick your nose, but your septum ring traps your finger within your tiny nostril canal and then you realize how stupid you look with a bull ring.

Bought a new bull ring at hot topic the other day and while puttin it in I noticed a nice juicy booger. So I made the mistake of trying to get it, and I finger jail myself.

by Pattachusetts October 8, 2015

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Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.

In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.

Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.

by GliveCo January 23, 2023

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jail

Jail was never meant to be the safest, most pleasant utopia kind of place for anybody. Not everybody from inmate to CO is going to like the way a jail is run, but a jail is there is deter crime and be a dystopian kind of place. People in jail shouldn't be dying, getting hurt, or getting sick for no reason or over nothing, but jail isn't meant to become a safe place people want to go, since that would make people want to commit crime. If anything, now that death penalties have either been abolished or reduced to injections instead of the more gruesome routes to death, jails are about as safe as they can get already.

Jail is not a friendly, pleasant place to be for a reason.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

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air jail

Holding a pet, most often a cat or a small dog, in the air for a while and refusing to put it down. It's a humorous, lighthearted "punishment" for something (usually minor) the animal did.

Luna, if you scratch my hand again, you'll be in air jail.

by theythempussy February 11, 2024

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