Google-itis

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.

Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.

by magicmorningstar April 21, 2009

The Fighting Irish

The Fighting Irish is a sex move in which one replicates the stereotypical, yet beloved, view of a fighting, green clad, shamrock wearing, Irishman/leprechaun by vigorously and erratically punching one's fists into a woman's vagina and anus until orgasm is achieved.

"I gave this chick The Fighting Irish the other day..."

"The Fighting Irish?"

"Yeah, you know."

Takes an old timey boxers stance, with both fists held in front and begins to punch.

"One in the pink! One in the stink!"

by SirGreblas March 2, 2017

Irish-American

An American who clings to a false Irish hyphenated identity in an effort to dilute his/her annoying, ignorant American one. They are known as 'Plastic Paddies'. They have never set foot on Irish soil, don't know any Irish people and call Irish (i.e. Gaeilge) 'Gaelic' e.g. ''OMG speak some gaelic!''. They believe they are Irish because their grandfather's grandmother lived next to a woman whose postman was from Dublin. Incidentally, Dublin is the only Irish city they're aware of, unless they're one of the elite few who know of ''Galloway'' (i.e. Galway, pronounced Gawl-way) or Cob - H (i.e. Cobh, pronounced cove). A real Irish person is born in Ireland and grows up there and would never compromise their identity by adding 'American' onto the latter end of their title of nationality (even if s/he moved to the U.S. and lived there indefinitely). Unless you have an Irish passport, don't call yourself Irish...even if your fifth cousin's brother-in-law's dog lived in Kerry!

Irish-American: ''I'm Irish too!''

Real Irish person: ''Really? Where are you from?''

''New York''.

by CogsKB July 26, 2011

Dune Coon Itis

A medical condition in which the infected exhibit some or all qualities of that of a dune coon. Although rare, there have been fatal cases. DCI for short.

Me: Have you seen Adam lately? He's acting a little duney.
Wayne: Yea, I noticed that too. I'm no doctor but this might be a case of some serious dune coon itis
Me: That sounds about right, what a little poon.

by Sloppy 10s January 20, 2009

Irish nacho

Nacho toppings on fried potato slices, or round fries, instead of tortilla chips. Believed to be invented by J. Gilligan's Irish Bar and Grill in Arlington, TX.

If it's on potatoes instead of tortilla chips, it must be Irish nachos!

by Coyoty December 24, 2008

Are you irish?

When you ask someone this question, you are asking them if they want to kiss you. If they say yes then its ok, but if they say no then dont even try. This is usually a phrase used between couples

James- Hey Emma, are you irish?
Emma- Yes
(they kiss)
2...James- Hey emma, are you irish?
Emma- No
James- DAMN IT!

by Irish Kid March 18, 2008

sober irishman

Rarest kind of Humans on Earth!!!

I don't Understand, a SOBER Irishman!! do they exist

by welsh moshur June 30, 2006