Han

han = lame, retarded, dumb

Hey dude, you are han as fuck.
Jankikoi is walking like a Han.

by ThePunisher3000 July 24, 2017

Hans Jakob

A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.

That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob

by Henrkn July 25, 2019

Hans-Ove

Hans/Ove is a person possibly Asian, possibly Scandinavian. Only one thing is clear about Hans-Ove and that is that he can spit some awesome beats, rhymes and has a great sense of rhythm and flow. Hans-Ove might just be the coolast man alive since he is not only a rapper but can also fingerboard anything!

Guy 1: wow you are so cool!

Guy 2: yeah of course!

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: Because I’m Hans-Ove!

by KexOut May 20, 2022

Han-grage

When you are way beyond hangry. A ravenous hunger fueled by rage because you had to wait an insane amount of time to eat.

I was so hungry, I began to experience a han-grage the likes of which I have never felt before.

by candlegirl January 12, 2021

Han Pham

Common street slang for a perfect girl. Mostly used around Dracut, Lowell, Chelmsford Massachusetts.
Seems intimidating at first, but will eventually be your favorite person. In the world.
Usually are very short and know how to dress.
Pretty eyes, pretty face, and unforgettable smile.
Knows how to make any boy smile.
Great therapists and will listen to you.
Bad at drawing.
Great hugs.
Low IQ.
But will make you fall in love every single time.

"Yo that girl hella bad!"
"For real!"
"She's definitely a Han Pham!"
"Damn right she is"

by jermaineisswag December 2, 2021

Hans

Though their seemingly cold and intimidating demeanor could discourage anyone from potentially forming relationships with them, they can grow to be the warmest and most humor-inducing people you've ever encountered. They are equally charismatic as they are lovely! You'll be left in awe of just how passionate and committed they are to their aspirations, not to mention that they are great listeners. It is also admirable how they don't falter and succumb when they find themselves in a tough disposition.

What can I say—they are so so lovely

hi hans

by Xrvst June 26, 2022

han

hoe ass niggea

matthew and kyler are such han's

by carol bono May 30, 2017