If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

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do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 19, 2017

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a dream you've had before

A game on roblox, containing a yellow room, carpeted stairs, notes, and special floors. Some special floors are: Floor 16, the sideways room. Some rooms have no lights, room 52 has a key to the basement. Sometimes the rooms are underwater, and sometimes it's winter in the rooms. Some rooms starting from floor 91 are like floor 16 but way harder. You have to complete those to get to floor 108. There is a box on floor 108, and if you type floor 7 or floor 9 on it, you get teleported 7k floors up. The basement is like the main rooms, but the further you go, the more dark it gets. Far into the basement floors you will hear screaming. If you do not type in the box in floor 108, you are forced to stop at floor 700. Floor 10000 is very lonely... If you hear someone say "Shh, be quiet" do NOT move. If you do, a shadow figure will be at the top of the stairs to the next floor, and if you go near it you will die, and when you die, you will have to start all over again, since your floors don't save. You may hear Russians in the chat sometimes. Some people mistake this game for being the backrooms. How do I know? Experience.

Yo, wanna play a dream you've had before ?
What's that?
Oh boy, get your coffee, because this is gonna take a while.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ November 12, 2023

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I had a meal

Due to a series of unfortunate message leaks from an extremely unwell internet artist to a celebrity in DMs, they attempted to remedy this terrible conversation by appearing a week later, with a paragraph we've yet to see til this day. All we can see is the start of a sentence, "I had a meal". This has since turned into a Baldur's Gate 3 brainrot meme on twitter to outline the absurdity of the message, considering the situation. This caused the #Raphael tag on to trend immediately for the day, (the cambion character in the game). "Goodbye." is a part of the meme, and the response from the actor a week prior to the meal message (which he has never read, and never will read), but because of how... Simple the wording is, it won't get it's own entry. Just know that it tends to correspond with a meal meme.

"No! Please! Don't cancel me- I had a meal!"

"Goodbye."

by GIGGLEGIGGLEMUHAHAHA June 22, 2024

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