The Crimson Fist is A manimal superhero who resides in a small canadian suburbia...he uses unorthodox methods to ensure crime is fisted...and fisted hard...he spreads the cheeks of harm and blasts them square in the hole, his fist is so powerful that jacky chan, chuck Norris and even hilary clinton quiver with fear. He fist fucks the face of asians, africans and sand people...while leaving no mercy for the incestually stanky people of portugal. He penetrates every woman with the power of a horse and then says goodbye with a davastating donkey punch. He fists crime while listening to the safety dance and trusts his side kick Fysty McGee, an irish leprachaun with a fist of gold...together they live in a lair complete with their own pet homosexual...semeno...like the avengers, but much more pointless the fist bros join forces with the amazing Romanian Rectal Rocket...who was actually born in germany but resides in canada as well, together they show crime what a solid ear fucking is, and cream on the face of any penetrator of evil
by funky rabbi August 22, 2011
Get the The crimson fistmug. by tulsa_cocksucker October 14, 2011
Get the Anal Fistingmug. The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.
Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"
Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
by fartmongrel September 28, 2011
Get the Fart Fistingmug. Its when a chick has a camel toe and its so tight you can see the hair poping out of the side pockets.
by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014
Get the hairy fistmug. 
by ST.Tones December 25, 2010
Get the fist on the neckmug. an awesome song sung by a group named Cable Car. Too bad they broke up :/ and some of their lyrics are hard to understand D:. They aren't a popular group so unfortunately no one can look up their lyrics.
jazzy: hey! dude do you know the lyrics to amber fists? some of their words are difficult to understand :/
james: no! i searched everywhere but i cant find the lyrics!!!
james: no! i searched everywhere but i cant find the lyrics!!!
by immasithlordPCHH July 5, 2010
Get the amber fistsmug.