well fuck me fabulous

used to exclaim dismay with an unfortunate circumstance.

Man1: Shit, your car is on fire!
Man2: Well fuck me fabulous.

by OW364 October 15, 2008

holy dumb fuck me

(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.

Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!

Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!

by Master Exploder 69 April 17, 2009

catch me fuck me's

The term given to Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.

Dude, why was sergeant Johnson wearing those "catch me fuck me's" at Organization Day? I though he left the Ranger Batt a year ago... they looked totally gay.

by SOCOMdaddy April 20, 2008

come fuck me boots

knee high stilettos or knee high lace up boots. often worn by hookers or sluts

she has 3 pairs of come fuck me boots!

by ally iz sexy November 17, 2005

please fuck me daddy

idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin

oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy

by im a fucking hoe March 15, 2022

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

Ahhh fuck me daddy

When a female gets an orgasam while having “fun” and tells the male to fuck harder

Male: you like that

Female: (moaning) yeah ahhh fuck me daddy
Male*fucks harder

by Sodium_0mg July 9, 2018