daleism

the religion of loving dale hanson

daleism is always a good thing that will give you a smile and brighten your day

by roflburger March 24, 2008

Dale

Fat, worthless, self-absorbed, diabetic, cheap, fat,stupid, slave driving, wife abusing, cock sucking, bucked toothed, fat, cockbrella-ed, mindless, kidney stone passing, idiot of a boss. Oh, and did I mention fat?

Employee 1: "Dale is coming to supervise today."

Employee 2: "AHHHHH, FUCK!!!"

by shtkikr February 3, 2010

Dale

A gay fucking douche-cunt who likes big dicks and sweaty balls in his mouth.

Dale: Hey dude you want to come over to my place?

Guy: Yea sure. What are we going to do?

Dale: I don't know but, we will think of something as soon as we get to my place.

Guy: Alrite.

Dale: Hey I thought of something.

Guy: What is it.

Dale: Let me get your BIG penis and BIG SWEATY BALLS in my mouth and ass hole.

by The Awesome Beast February 14, 2010

Daietch

female in the act of being a douche-bag

hey brittany, stop being a daietch, and get me a cold one.

by dr.tony April 18, 2006

Dalevue

A park usually inhabited by teenagers who generally play sports, love to smoke ganj and get an absurd amount of pussy. Dalevue is a place for people who fit this criteria to call home. Daluevue inhabitants are enlightened with wisdom non-Dalvue people do not have.

1. Might as well just roll the next blunt at Dalevue.
2. I packed a bowl with that bad bitch after I fucked her at Dalevue.

by GanjisGOOD April 25, 2010

Dale Scale

A scale of 1-10 for rating girls. Girls will tend to acheieve a higher rating than usual on the Dale Scale, usually of +2. So a girl who is a 6 on a 'normal' scale, would achieve an 8 on the Dale Scale. Approximately, 90% of girls will acheive at least an 8.

Dale: "Oooh hello, check out the girl on the left!"
Friend: "Dale Scale?"
Dale: "Easy 9"

by Sheeep fiddler June 30, 2010

Dale

The BIGGEST homosexual ever, he loves boys and has kids in his basement

"Dam bro, dale must have bought more 6 year old girls for his basement again"

by Dale has a small Willy June 29, 2020