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comfortably hungry

A feeling of mild hunger that occurs after a feeling of urgent hunger (the hunger wall). It's a relieved feeling similar to what one feels after they take a huge crap.
John: Hey, there's a twinkie on the side of the road. Ya gonna eat?

Dave: Nah

John: Thought you said you were dying.

Dave: I got past the hunger wall, now I'm comfortably hungry...sweetie
by VitaminB2 March 28, 2011
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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fuckass comfort

Something that brings you comfort and you have NO IDEA why it does. This can be due to something about said thing, appearance, themes, demeanor, ect.
I1 Temporary bliss state from Everywhere at the End of Time is a fuckass comfort because dementia scares me.
by corvus x3 September 13, 2025
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Shitty City Comfort

Living like a noble in a fucked up city; hood rich
"How'd that kid get so fat in this area?"
"Dude's just got that Shitty City Comfort."
by justphuckoff October 23, 2019
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Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.
I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.
by Acerpacer May 8, 2015
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comfort ex

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together
my comfort ex is my soulmate
by celsmeow September 8, 2023
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slum comfort

Laying around in your old possibly dirty cloths and not carrying because you are at the peak of comfort
Man look at Stephen he is in nirvana with his slum comfort
by Mrbeanman October 24, 2017
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