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Hairy Catch 22

Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.
Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!
by bunshi November 6, 2013
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hair catcher

A condition when a person's butt is so pronounced that when in the shower, natural hair loss from their head gets clogged between their butt cheeks rather than clogging in the shower drain.
Wow, check out the hair catcher on that girl!
by OutKickedCoverage February 10, 2018
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Gotta catch em all

Pokémon gotta catch em all 👍
You can use it as a phrase for example: we gotta catch em all.
by Jaiman Davidson 😜😜 July 5, 2018
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Curious Cathy

An individual with a penchant for learning new things.
Bob's on another Ted Talk binge, he's such a curious cathy.
by Curious Cathy October 16, 2020
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European dream catcher

The act of placing a jar of pickles under ones bed to act as a dream catcher
-Holy shit man, I had the most fucked up dream last night. It involved nutmeg, raccoon droppings, and 17 dimes from Derek Jeter
-Not me, I havent had a dream in months since I got a European dream catcher from Target
by Frank4202 January 1, 2012
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Pair of catchers

A pair of panties, pjs or sweat pants that you put onto catch jizz dripping out of your ass/pussy so you can go to sleep without douching.
My ole man left such a mess in me I had to put a pair of catchers on so it wouldn't leak all over the bed.
by Ball juggler May 5, 2014
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Catch 20-poo

When you gotta shit really badly, however running to the toilet will make you shit yourself, but you won't make it if you walk.
I'm a block away from my house, and that taco bell is starting to kick in... I'm in a real catch 20-poo!
by Sir guydudeman December 21, 2016
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