Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.
Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!
Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.
Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!
Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.
Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!
by bunshi November 6, 2013
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-Not me, I havent had a dream in months since I got a European dream catcher from Target
-Not me, I havent had a dream in months since I got a European dream catcher from Target
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My ole man left such a mess in me I had to put a pair of catchers on so it wouldn't leak all over the bed.
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I'm a block away from my house, and that taco bell is starting to kick in... I'm in a real catch 20-poo!
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