carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.
“did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
“oh lol,” said tyler
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
“oh lol,” said tyler
by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023
Get the carsonmug. Is really Gucci has a huge peen. Is a god at fortnite. A tryhard in gym. And is wet in basketball. And gets all the girls.
by m,njhgf March 28, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. Carson is fugly but funny. He makes people kill themselves and makes them so aroused. When you meet Carson he will be a bitch and hoe to you.
by HBO max November 24, 2021
Get the Denim Flame Carsonmug. by Partyanimal29 May 5, 2023
Get the Carson cheekmug. Baylie and Carson are two of the cutest people they will make a wonderful couple. Not many girls will like Carson that’s why Baylie will take him. Carson might like Baylie but won’t show it.
by yuh gurl😻💰⚰️ October 19, 2019
Get the baylie and carsonmug. carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things
carson: YOU DID IT!!!
*HUGE*
carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things
*HUGE*
carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things
by HUMANIDENTIYADFUASHKLFDJHAS;DF May 25, 2022
Get the carson wumug. Carson(noun) A person who habitually lies due to deep-seated insecurities. Typically, a Carson exaggerates or fabricates stories to appear more confident, successful, or interesting to others. The term is often used to call out someone who consistently distorts the truth as a way of masking their self-doubt or inadequacies.
Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson. He always lies to make himself look cooler.
by brosbeforehoes321 August 14, 2024
Get the Carsonmug.