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Virtual Blonde 

A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.
Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.
Virtual Blonde by Virslinda July 26, 2012

Shadow blonde 

What you would call a naturally dark haired individual (typically girls with black hair) that are as clumsy, ditzy, and easily dumb founded like a stereotypical dumb blonde.
I asked her a simple question and she looked at me like a deer in head lights! She can be such a shadow blonde sometimes.

thick blonde 

A woman who has a thick ass and probably boobs as well
Daaaamn dude, you see that thick blonde over there?
thick blonde by alwallace January 26, 2018

National blondes day 

If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!
Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde

Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day

Tour de Blonde

When men travel to Scandinavian and Eastern European countries to sex tourism.
Arthur do Val can’t wait to get back to São Paulo to buy his tickets to go on his own Tour de Blonde. Renan Santos is right, the Tour de Blonde is the best way experience sex tourism in the Eastern Europe.
Tour de Blonde by Bocão March 12, 2022

fake fake blonde 

Someone who is so fake blonde that they don't even bother dyeing their hair blonde
Haters: alhaitham isn't a fake blonde, he doesn't even have blonde hair
Me, an intellectual: exactly hence he's fake fake blonde, which makes him the fakest blonde mvp
fake fake blonde by satomeow May 19, 2023