Clive Barkering

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

by Batman43 September 22, 2015

Bob Barker

Named after the shape of Bob Barker's microphone on the price is right, A Bob Barker is a type of meth pipe, also known as a straight piece which consists of a glass tube with a bubble on the end

Bring your Bob Barker when you come over, I broke mine last night.

by ThaTrixsta March 12, 2019

candybar bark

the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body

Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!

by von groovy June 14, 2019

Barking Chicken

When during a gathering of friends (i.e.BBQ) you take your pants off, tuck your dick and balls down in between your legs spread your asscheeks and back up chasing your friends and swinging your gobbler while clucking like a fucking chicken.

"While getting another beer out of the cooler I was attacked by a barking chicken, the worst part was that I didnt know the Gobbler touched my beer top until I was done drinking it.

by Deep Dish August 4, 2008

Barking

shitty, stinky place in london with loads of crackheads. full of chicken and chip shops.

A: ah mate i went barking last weekend
b: fuck you must be traumatized

by Ahajajajnana May 28, 2019

Barking moonbat

Someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be.

(coined by Perry de Havilland)

"Definition of a 'barking moonbat': someone who sacrifices sanity for the sake of consistency"
-Adriana Cronin

Although the term (often rendered simply as 'Moonbat') is very popular with conservative and libertarian bloggers who appropriately use it to describe the Chomskyite Left, it was always intended as a much more ecumenical epithet and has been correctly used to describe certain paleo-conservative and paleo-libertarians views. (also see idiotarian).

Contrary to some speculation and entries on Wikipedia, Perry de Havilland has stated it was was not originally a play on the last name of George Monbiot, a columnist for The Guardian, as he was using the term long before he met or had even heard of Mr. Monbiot.

Lew Rockwell is a libertarian barking moonbat.

by Shinryuu July 5, 2008

Bark

The dark layer on the outside of smoked meat. Usually rich in flavor. Denotes some thing special and can be applied to other objects that take time and care to produce.

Look at the rich bark on that Mercedes, thats money!

by kelleerc July 19, 2010