Bishoped

When a friend lies about how long they will be gone

Friend: He still hasn’t gotten back?
Friends 2: I think he Bishoped you deadass

by Pale Nigga December 20, 2020

Bishop Gabriel Jiggler

The bishop of the religion, Khan Academy, founded in 2022. The religion grows between 5-15x per month.

Is Bishop Gabriel Jiggler Still Alive? Is he the leader of Khan Academy?

by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022

Bishoped

A word used to describe a person that cant attract females even when they try all the time. Even if the dont give up and try their very best they still fail to pull females.

"That guy has tried to get so many girls but just cant" "Yeah man he is totally bishoped"

by Chuck91 April 1, 2023

St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

Bishop David Ozuna

Bishop David Ozuna is The Bishop of Living Faith Ministries.

He changed his name from Oyedepo to Ozuna few years back.

Bishop Ozuna is about 30 years old
Bishop David Ozuna is the presiding bishop of Canaan land ota.

by Jackson Monilium July 8, 2025

Bishop Kearney High School

Bishop Kearney High School is a comedy show, I mean it’s a high school located in Rochester, NY. The school over-praises the cocky hockey fucks that act like they’re better than you in every way possible even though they’re mouth-breathing neanderthals that walk around the school with a hockey puck in their hand or a stick up their ass. They constantly post the hockey losers D7 commitments but will not post you on their social media pages if you’re not a hockey player. The school has no real educational value and one of their biggest rules is no phones during lunch which isn’t even their best joke yet. The faculty isn’t too bad, some of the teachers have no idea what a worksheet is and just constantly give you online work without teaching you, such as the high school religion teacher. The students are a mix of being nerds, trannies or wannabe gangbangers who act tough even though they’re attending a private school and are 15 years old. They’re worried more about the dresscode than their actual educational value and they think that if you wear the same oxford shirt and khaki pants every day, it’s “preparing“ you for college, which is in fact a lie. I’ll leave you to figure out BK’s biggest problem if you dare attend this clown preparatory school but I don’t recommend it because they don’t care about their actual students, only the ones that leave every week to to play a game of stick and puck with the boys and get waxed in the state finals.

Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School

Guy 2: LOL

by DavidKrappenschitz October 3, 2022

Dirty Bishop

When someone runs over a kid in an elementary school than proceeds to fornicate with it in public and post it on 18+ websites

Did you hear Dax got in trouble for pulling another Dirty Bishop?

by YungChodisJones45 June 2, 2024