Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

by skylarskank June 28, 2008

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Because I Said So

A parents way of saying, "Ask me again. I fucking dare you."

Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because

Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!

A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.

by SmartAssKidSaysStupidStuff December 28, 2015

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An upcoming whore, who three to four time a week, ends up subsequently making me have a WD, also know as a wet dream. Her bodacious body, and baby like hands caress my man meat better then even i can, in my mind of course. even though shes my best friend, i beat off to her image in my head almost every night. over all, her sarcastic personality and large booty meat make me want to bend her over my four post bed and redden her pussy lips with the constant slapping of my balls, then after lubricating her with my semen, i want to send in an anal assault that she'll never forget. becca is the woman of my dreams, quite litteraly.

Last night, I becca'd a girl over my bed, and shortly after woke up to a sticky sensation in my boxers. You could say that I, "Jizzed in my pants."

by kevin aka k. mo. January 11, 2009

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