brokeback backseat

When two guys share a back seat, in a car cause there is no more room! But only counts if you are wearing cowboy hats ;)

hey, ready to "brokeback backseat" it boys" ?

by Knife Artist May 10, 2010

backseat bagger

When checking out in a grocery store, the customer explicitly tells the bagger what items should go into what bag. Also if the customer is unsatisfied, he or she may take over the job using lines such as "I got this" or "I can do it"

#1 "Double bag those cokes so they don't break on me"

#2 Bagger - "Here let me help you with that ma'am"
Customer - "No I like my stuff bagged a certain way"

#3 Manager - "Go help him with his stuff"
Bagger - "Nah. Mans a backseat bagger, he glares at me anytime I try to help"

by This is true... July 28, 2010

backseat driver

When one inserts a golf club (preferably a wood) into someone's anus.

I heard that Tiger Woods gave that ho a backseat driver!

by The Notorious SJKJ April 26, 2010

backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

backseat surfer

Someone who leans over your shoulder with his dick up your anal passage, dictating which porn picture on the gay website you should click next

Oh yeah oooooh click on Gary, click Gary you biatch I am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your ass
CLICK GARY or I will spank your ass with this rubber cock
ok ok keep it there a picture of Gary oh yeah look at his big hard nob of rock, Oh I want to suck that lump of beef. Am I a real a real backseat surfer OR WHAT ?

by dick the perv January 31, 2008

backseat

Backseat is when something is horrible and sucky. This makes perfect sense because no one likes to sit in the backseat, and sometimes nasty things happen in backseats. This will catch on in the near future.

You're soooo backseat

Yo momma's backseat

Don't be a backseat person

by Bitsy-Boo December 19, 2009

Belmar Backstreet Boys

This isn't a term so much as it is a label. It refers to all of the tools that live in Belmar New Jersey, USA. Unfortunately, Belmar Backstreet Boys represent the majority of the population. They are loud, boisterous, and cocky. This cockiness can arise as a result of the ingestion of human growth hormone. However, it also arises from an inexplicable sense of entitlement. If you're trying to spot an undercover Belmar Backstreet Boy, they can usually be heard signaling each other through their use of terms of endearment. One such term of endearment is "bro."

Bry-"Hey John, wanna surf?"
John-"Chill bro...I'm in a meeting."
Bry-"I'm relaxed, all I did was ask a question."
John-"I'll get back to you when I reconnect with the rest of the Belmar Backstreet Boys."

Ticklish Pete-"Hey John, would you mind bringing my surfboard to Nick's since you stole it 3 years ago and I haven't seen it since."
John-"Bro, calm down, OK bro? Damn bro..."

by b Money333 June 24, 2009