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Arkansas Hooded Merganser

A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.
She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.
by AmishRakeFighter November 27, 2024
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Arkansas Soup Kitchen

It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.
Boy am I hungry? I could go for some Arkansas Soup Kitchen. That's dinner and dessert.
by Dan and them December 24, 2024
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Arkansas cum and queef

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.
Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.
by currypowder42 January 16, 2025
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Arkansas Neti Pot

When your cousin gives you a blow job and you cum in her nose.
My cousin sucked me off at the family reunion and gave her an Arkansas Neti Pot.
by BACooper January 18, 2026
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Arkansas Fudgesicle

When you take a shit, freeze it overnight, then fuck a woman's asshole with the frozen shit log
"I'm freezing my shit so I can give my wife the Arkansas Fudgesicle"
by Idk38837372728292 February 14, 2026
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Arkansas Water Bender

When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.
An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”
by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025
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Arkansas Growler

The rear view of a tucked cock and balls, usually a feature commonly seen on pre-op transexual women.
Hey Mark, have you seen that hot tranny that just moved in next door? I saw her bent over in a skirt the other day and she had a big ole Arkansas Growler winkin at me.
by mechanic116 February 12, 2025
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