The Scared Boot

A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.

Dude The Scared Boot is a total tap-out move.

by Uh-1D September 24, 2019

Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012

Radio Boots

More commonly known as Fuck Me Boots. Comes from abbreviating Fuck Me to FM, which is also an abbreviation of the radio broadcasting band of Frequency Modulation. Normally used when talking around persons who may or will be offended by the term Fuck Me Boots.

Dave: "Did you see that chick that walked in with the radio boots? Any higher & she wouldn't have needed that belt she's wearing as mini-skirt."

Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."

by Vorpal Cougar February 7, 2009

boot flugen

to duke in the butt, to bend someone/thing over and do them in the butt:buttsex

dude we got caught boot flugen last nite

by nick g April 26, 2005

Wobbly Boot

To be drunk.

Having the "wobbly boot" on means to be drunk. It is an Australian slang term.

By the time I got back to the pub, John already had his wobbly boot on.

by Captain1243567 February 28, 2011

Boot Fuck

1. A Derogatory term used to instill fear in the said future boot-fuck recipient. 2. To kick somone rediculasly hard with a foot or boot in the rectum, so as to penetrate it.

Kirby, If you don't shut up i will boot fuck you from over here. I mean it.

by Youcrazyshit October 19, 2005

killing boots

Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).

My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007